My Brain Can Kick Your Brain’s Ass.

Brain Power used to get a bad rap. But those days are long gone...
...thanks to a certain reality show (pick one) that shall remain emotional subtext for this entire line of t-shirts. Say adieu to the days where brawn alone gets anything more than a proverbial David’s pebble smacked into a (clearly) unsuspecting forehead—you intellectual tyrant! Be all the rage as you billboard your considerable brain brawn with this very #awesome and totally fierce SmarTee(z). Of course, it's made of 100% organic cotton, which feels great on the skin. How good of you to make a purchase that supports The Human Lobby. Now go brain up on some mental wimp. What does your (current, regular, old) t-shirt do again? (Obviously, not nearly enough.)